It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, Hawty McBloggy suggests a few appropriate lines guaranteed to get you some virtual action.
Bad Cops Punished By Hello Kitty - You Gotta See This!
•August 6, 2007 • No CommentsFrom the article: “Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring “Hello Kitty,” the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday”. Check out the masks they have to wear! 
Girl’s boyfriend *accidentally* cooks her laptop in the oven…
•August 6, 2007 • No CommentsJust read the story. The end is the best.
Humor In Uniform - Military Signals Deciphered [Pics]
•August 6, 2007 • No CommentsThe Signals the Military uses may be for a different purpose but here they have been given a different interpretation altogether.
Funny Guitar Hero comic (PIC)
•August 6, 2007 • No Commentsa picture of what is probably going through a guitarist head at times when he is making a song.
Dear Digg: Please Do Something About Destructoid’s Cheaters [PIC]
•August 3, 2007 • No CommentsI’ve had enough of Destructoid’s cheating. It angers me in knowing how they can make a quick buck just by “using” Digg’s traffic. I mean, just look at this image I’ve conducted. They use their staff members to quickly Digg up a newly submitted article so it gains popularity. Take a look at their profiles, they Digg ONLY Destructoid articles.
How simple it is to hack GMail
•August 3, 2007 • No CommentsPoint and click Gmail hacking at Black Hat
Raising the Bar: Drinks to Avoid Like the Plague
•August 3, 2007 • No CommentsThe idea of this story was to go to a bar and drink each of these shots so that you, kind and gentle reader, wouldn’t have to. Yeah, well, after narrowing the list a bit, there was NO WAY IN HELL we were going to do that. And you’ll see why.
First Starcraft II in-game footage from Blizzcon
•August 3, 2007 • No CommentsMichelle Martinez aka MnM sneaks a camera into Blizzcon and shows us around the yet to be released Starcraft II.
PUPPY vs. KITTY
•August 2, 2007 • No Commentsquite possiblly the most frikkin’ adorable thing you will ever see.
A Typical Digg User’s Reaction to Kevin Rose
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsAs presented by Spongebob.
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Xzibit and Tom Green lay down some freestyle (AND HE IS NASTY AT IT)!!!!!
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsMan… Tom Green can sure Rap!!!!
Patrick Norton leaves DL.TV
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsToday’s episode will be his last gig as co-host of the popular tech podcast as he moves onto a new job. Dang.
Can you Survive in Space without a Spacesuit?
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsIn the new sci-fi film Sunshine, an astronaut named Mace must leave his spacecraft without a protective suit. He makes it through his exposure with only a case of frostbite. Could you really survive outer space without a suit? Yes, for a very short time.
GTA IV delayed until Q2 ‘08 (by April)
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsTake Two just announced their highly anticipated GTA IV will be delayed from this October until the fiscal second quarter of 2008, or between February and April of 2008.
Genius – how to peel an egg in 5 sec
•August 2, 2007 • No Commentslearn how to peal an egg in 5 seconds.
WTF - Man takes bath in 22 - yes, 22 - pounds of marijuana.
•August 2, 2007 • No Comments“In South Africa I accidentally purchased 22 pounds of the Chronic for 100 US Dollars. I thought it was going to be 2 ounces. I was leaving 6 days later so I smoked joints the size of beer cans then I bathed in it before I had to leave it all behind.”
[NWS] FHM Kamasutra - 28 days: One day for one position
•August 2, 2007 • No CommentsOne sexual position a day for 28 days - awesome video. Both participants are women in lingerie
Chuck E. Cheese bots modded to play hiphop.
•August 2, 2007 • No Comments“There is a movement of Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz fans that are buying the old robots and setting them up in their homes or garages. Some program them for good, while the creator of this video obviously programmed these for evil. This is a lot better than indie bands ironically covering rap songs.”
