Crack Caffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com Adulterated news, filtered for your pleasure Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:59:11 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/4f6a8af2948e58adf7c1a240c2d68437?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Crack Caffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com Images That Changed The World?! [AWESOME PICS] http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/images-that-changed-the-world-awesome-pics/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/images-that-changed-the-world-awesome-pics/#comments Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:59:11 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/images-that-changed-the-world-awesome-pics/ ]]>

These images are NOT intended to offend anyone; We need to learn from past events other wise we will keep repeating history. There are so many past events that we must never forget about…..

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/25/images-that-changed-the-world-awesome-pics/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine The Scale of the Universe Explained in Simple Analogies http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/the-scale-of-the-universe-explained-in-simple-analogies/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/the-scale-of-the-universe-explained-in-simple-analogies/#comments Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:09:44 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/the-scale-of-the-universe-explained-in-simple-analogies/ ]]>

The scale of the Universe is simply astounding. The best way for the layperson to understand the distances we are dealing with is not to use words like Parsecs or light years, but rather to use easy to understand analogies. “Suppose that our Earth is the ball in the tip of a ball-point pen. The sun is a ping pong ball 15 feet away from it.”

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/the-scale-of-the-universe-explained-in-simple-analogies/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Hip Hop Sales Collapsing: “They can no longer fool the white kids.” http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/hip-hop-sales-collapsing-they-can-no-longer-fool-the-white-kids/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/hip-hop-sales-collapsing-they-can-no-longer-fool-the-white-kids/#comments Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:08:39 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/hip-hop-sales-collapsing-they-can-no-longer-fool-the-white-kids/ ]]>

Hip-hop now faces a generation that takes gangsta rap as just another mundane marker in the cultural scenery. “It’s collapsing because they can no longer fool the white kids,” says Nickels. “There’s only so much redundancy anyone can take.”

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/21/hip-hop-sales-collapsing-they-can-no-longer-fool-the-white-kids/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Minesweeper The Movie http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/minesweeper-the-movie/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/minesweeper-the-movie/#comments Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:31:08 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/minesweeper-the-movie/ ]]>

You think this is ridiculous, wait until you hear Solitaire: The Album.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/minesweeper-the-movie/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine The top 100 reasons it’s great to be a guy http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/the-top-100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/the-top-100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/#comments Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:19:47 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/the-top-100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/ ]]>

13.) All your orgasms are real :) . 69.) Same work….more pay. 78.) People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them….the list goes on and on…..

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/11/the-top-100-reasons-its-great-to-be-a-guy/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Top Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/top-ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/top-ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies/#comments Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:20:30 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/top-ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies/ ]]>

Some movies become so popular, people decide to spend every hour of every day quoting them. If you’ve ever found yourself wanting to punch those people, this list is for you.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/top-ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies/feed/ 2 crackcaffeine Turn a flashnight into a handheld burning laser! http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/turn-a-flashnight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/turn-a-flashnight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:21:26 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/turn-a-flashnight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser/ ]]>

DIYer Kipkay extracts the laser from a DVD burner and mounts it in a small flashlight to create a handheld laser burner that can light matches and burst balloons.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/turn-a-flashnight-into-a-handheld-burning-laser/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine The 11 Best Movie-Effect Photoshop Tutorials http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/the-11-best-movie-effect-photoshop-tutorials/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/the-11-best-movie-effect-photoshop-tutorials/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:58:57 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/the-11-best-movie-effect-photoshop-tutorials/ ]]>

11 of the best tutorials that make your photos look like the movies. From Scarface to Pirates of the Carribean to ‘300′ to A Scanner Darkly. It’s all here.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/the-11-best-movie-effect-photoshop-tutorials/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine More People Die From Prescribed Drugs Than From All Illegal Drugs Combined! http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/more-people-die-from-prescribed-drugs-than-from-all-illegal-drugs-combined/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/more-people-die-from-prescribed-drugs-than-from-all-illegal-drugs-combined/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:58:06 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/more-people-die-from-prescribed-drugs-than-from-all-illegal-drugs-combined/ ]]>

More people die as a result of taking legal prescription and over-the-counter drugs each year than die from ingesting all illegal drugs put together. Do the research and you’ll see. Our prisons are so full of drug users (most of them marijuana users) that the United States now houses 25% of the world’s prison population. It’s really quite insane.

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Traffic generated by Digg’s over 1.2 million famously info-hungry users can crash an unsuspecting website head-on into its CPU, memory, and bandwidth limits. How does Digg handle all this load?

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/digg-architecture/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine (PIC) Two Headed Snake http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/pic-two-headed-snake/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/pic-two-headed-snake/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:47:26 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/pic-two-headed-snake/ ]]>

The only thing scarier than a friekin snake is a two headed snake.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/pic-two-headed-snake/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine 7 Abandoned Wonders of the World [PICS] http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/7-abandoned-wonders-of-the-world-pics/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/7-abandoned-wonders-of-the-world-pics/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:47:15 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/7-abandoned-wonders-of-the-world-pics/ ]]>

What causes people to abandon an entire settlement, town, or even a large city? Here are seven amazing examples from the USA to Russian, from Italy to Taiwan. Some of these were mysteriously deserted, while others were abandoned due to catastrophic circumstances.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/7-abandoned-wonders-of-the-world-pics/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Man cleared of sleepwalk sex with 15-year-old http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/man-cleared-of-sleepwalk-sex-with-15-year-old/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/man-cleared-of-sleepwalk-sex-with-15-year-old/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:47:06 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/man-cleared-of-sleepwalk-sex-with-15-year-old/ ]]>

A BRITISH RAF mechanic who claimed he was sleepwalking when he had sex with a 15-year-old girl has been cleared of rape. Mr Ecott did not deny having sex with the girl, but said he had no memory of it happening.

Instead he insisted he had a condition known as sexsomnia in which sufferers carry out indecent acts in their sleep.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/man-cleared-of-sleepwalk-sex-with-15-year-old/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine How Does Redbull Affect Your Brain Chemistry? http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/how-does-redbull-affect-your-brain-chemistry/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/how-does-redbull-affect-your-brain-chemistry/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:47:03 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/how-does-redbull-affect-your-brain-chemistry/ ]]>

Redbull is a popular energy drink. It provides a quick energy boost. But, do you know what is actually in it? Article shows active ingredients in redbull, and how the affect your brain chemistry.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/how-does-redbull-affect-your-brain-chemistry/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Steve Jobs Town Hall Mac Keynote http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/steve-jobs-town-hall-mac-keynote/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/steve-jobs-town-hall-mac-keynote/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:46:58 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/steve-jobs-town-hall-mac-keynote/ ]]>

Watch Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveil the all-new, redesigned iMac and demo new features in iLife ‘08, iWork ‘08, and .Mac.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/steve-jobs-town-hall-mac-keynote/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Veronica Belomont interviews Leeroy Jenkins http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/veronica-belomont-interviews-leeroy-jenkins/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/veronica-belomont-interviews-leeroy-jenkins/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:46:52 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/veronica-belomont-interviews-leeroy-jenkins/ ]]>

speaks for it self

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/veronica-belomont-interviews-leeroy-jenkins/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine History’s Most Overlooked Mysteries http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/historys-most-overlooked-mysteries/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/historys-most-overlooked-mysteries/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:46:46 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/historys-most-overlooked-mysteries/ ]]>

10) Rongorongo: Considered the other “Easter Island mystery,” Rongorongo is the hieroglyphic script used by the region’s early inhabitants. While no other neighboring oceanic people possessed a written language, Rongorongo appeared mysteriously in the 1700’s. The language was lost though-along with the best hopes for deciphering it-after…

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This isn’t going to help her in court: “I’ll rape him if he doesn’t have sex with me,” according to the arrest affidavit.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/19-yo-girl-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-14-yo-boy/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine 10 Present Clothing Trends I just Don’t Get http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/10-present-clothing-trends-i-just-dont-get/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/10-present-clothing-trends-i-just-dont-get/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:44:08 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/10-present-clothing-trends-i-just-dont-get/ ]]>

Why do people think wearing long ass shirts or popping their collar is the in thing…

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/10-present-clothing-trends-i-just-dont-get/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine The Pirate Bay Now Has a Forum http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/the-pirate-bay-now-has-a-forum/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/the-pirate-bay-now-has-a-forum/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:45:19 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/the-pirate-bay-now-has-a-forum/ ]]>

The Pirate Bay has been around for more than three years now, but it never really had an online community for people to discuss filesharing issues with fellow pirates. But now, together with the relaunch of SuprNova, they opened up a new forum at SuprBay.org.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/the-pirate-bay-now-has-a-forum/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/top-10-halo-pick-up-lines/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/top-10-halo-pick-up-lines/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:57:17 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/top-10-halo-pick-up-lines/ ]]>

It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, Hawty McBloggy suggests a few appropriate lines guaranteed to get you some virtual action.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/top-10-halo-pick-up-lines/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Bad Cops Punished By Hello Kitty – You Gotta See This! http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/bad-cops-punished-by-hello-kitty-you-gotta-see-this/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/bad-cops-punished-by-hello-kitty-you-gotta-see-this/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:56:54 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/bad-cops-punished-by-hello-kitty-you-gotta-see-this/ ]]>

From the article: “Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring “Hello Kitty,” the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday”. Check out the masks they have to wear! :)

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/bad-cops-punished-by-hello-kitty-you-gotta-see-this/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Girl’s boyfriend *accidentally* cooks her laptop in the oven… http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/girls-boyfriend-accidentally-cooks-her-laptop-in-the-oven/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/girls-boyfriend-accidentally-cooks-her-laptop-in-the-oven/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:55:22 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/girls-boyfriend-accidentally-cooks-her-laptop-in-the-oven/ ]]>

Just read the story. The end is the best.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/girls-boyfriend-accidentally-cooks-her-laptop-in-the-oven/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Humor In Uniform – Military Signals Deciphered [Pics] http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/humor-in-uniform-military-signals-deciphered-pics/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/humor-in-uniform-military-signals-deciphered-pics/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:53:56 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/humor-in-uniform-military-signals-deciphered-pics/ ]]>

The Signals the Military uses may be for a different purpose but here they have been given a different interpretation altogether.

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]]> http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/humor-in-uniform-military-signals-deciphered-pics/feed/ 0 crackcaffeine Funny Guitar Hero comic (PIC) http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/funny-guitar-hero-comic-pic/ http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/funny-guitar-hero-comic-pic/#comments Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:50:33 +0000 crackcaffeine http://crackcaffeine.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/funny-guitar-hero-comic-pic/ ]]>

a picture of what is probably going through a guitarist head at times when he is making a song.

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